Sunday, May 27, 2007

New Love

What can I say? I was contemplating on this issue for quite some time now.

Then, wham! bam! I was smitten! I saw her yesterday and I simply couldn't get my eyes of her. I was fantisizing and drooling all over her perfect body. I had an urge to 'manhandle' her.

And I did something crazy thereafter. I know I ain't supposed to be polygamous... but I decided to commit myself to a mistress. Yes! U heard me right, I finally got me a mistress.

But this one is someone I could see myself being in love with for the rest of my life. Besides, she's not really high maintenance as my 1st wife is.

When she first entered the house, I set her down and wasted no time at all as I started caressing her perfect body. It felt so good...

I got up early this morning and decided to consummate our relationship for the first time.

I woke her up gently. Then proceeded to mount on her. We went faster and faster. A ride that was simply an out-of-this-world experience. Two hearts beating as one. Body to body fused in unison. I took her up and down and all around. We made sweet love... I thought I had died and gone to heaven.

It was unforgettable. I felt like a new man; rejuvenated; brought back to life; back from the Land of the Dead.

I've decided to make sweet love to her twice daily. Once in the morning and once in the evening. She will be with me everywhere I go (almost everywhere... he he he!)

This will be one of those days that you look back and feel grateful for.

It was fate that we met and I fell in love at first sight.

Her name is Nevada; and this is what she looks like:

Ain't she a beauty? ;)

Btw, if u didn't know who my 1st wife is... her name is Vios. I'm sure u've seen her somewhere before, haven't u?

Saturday, May 26, 2007

The Pursuit of Happyness

This I think, will be my best blog ever. For the 1st time in my life, I can finally see my road paved and my journey mapped out. Not everyone can claim to have that.

Happiness mean different things in different eyes. To some, it means settling down, having a family or even being rich. For me, it's a myriad of events which I have determined to allow to take place in my life.

While some may think I've gone cuckoo, I think I'm more sane and than ever.

Here's how my life's plan is going to work:
  1. I'm gonna work hard to earn lots of money to fund everything I wanna do;
  2. I'm gonna travel a lot, experience a lot no matter what it takes;
  3. I'm gonna advocate promiscuity both ways (I'm human after-all!);
  4. I'm gonna do humanitarian work in Africa and Palestine;
  5. When I'm done and satisfied, I wanna to do the World's 1st Legal Ropeless Bungee. Alternately, if that cannot be legalized, I would pay to be murdered on the most beautiful place on Earth (coz I do not condone suicide);
  6. And I would will the different parts of my body to continue functioning in someone else's body, giving life to those who still have not lived their life to the fullest.
  7. My remaining wealth will be willed to the African people to help better their lives.
It would give my life a meaning. That will be my pursuit of happyness!

The Pursuit of Happyness is an Academy Award-nominated 2006 drama film based on the true story of Christopher Gardner, a family man struggling to make ends meet starring Will Smith as Chris Gardner and Smith's real-life son Jaden Christopher Syre Smith as Gardner's son Christopher. Chris complains about a sign outside the daycare center misspelling "happiness" as "happyness", hence the spelling of the film title.

Thursday, May 24, 2007


I wanted to say something about the just concluded American Idol for about a week now... somehow couldn't. I'm still reeling in from the shock of my Doolittle's unexpected departure.

Melinda Doolittle; and she will do a lot more after this!

America got it so very wrong this time... and they got it wrong again by making Sparks the winner!

American Idol 6 winner, Jordin Sparks... lackluster! Will her sparks just fade away like the rest? Only time will tell!

Maybe claims that this reality show is "jumping the shark" may just well be true.

Not saying that Jordin's not a good singer... but Melinda is better and if not, at least Blake's got originality. Well I'm sure Melinda and Blake will outshine Jordin in the long run after all this has simmered down. With the exception of Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood, all other previous winners simply disappeared into oblivion or became overshadowed by their respective runners-up. See Daughtry rocking the charts while Hicks is probably hiccuping in Never-Never-Land OR Aiken molding a very successful career instead of Studdard chomping down more than he thinks he can chew! lol!

Oh well... just for the record, if ain't obvious, between Jordin and Blake, I was rooting for the latter! I'm so in love with Blake & his beatboxing... Jordin couldn't give me no sparks the way Melinda or Blake did.

Blake Lewis: Runner-up, and a future shining upon him... he's HOT! You feel the heat?

Simon, I think this time you are wrong! It's not a singing competition, this is a popularity competition. Otherwise, this wouldn't have happened! Geez!

Monday, May 14, 2007


Well I just got back from backpacking not too long ago. Have been busy like hell since then. And my travelogue is progressing quite slowly due to lack of time. Wouldn't it be nice if we had 100 hours in a day? Man, I could do so many things and have enough sleep!

Anyway, you can check it out when its ready in 2 weeks. Meanwhile, here's one of the pictures I took while I was on the trip. As u can see, I'm smiling all over!

There are 3 reasons why I'm smiling:

1) I'm feeling on top of the world;
2) I'm about to take the greatest plunge of my life; and
3) I'll let u try to figure this last reason out by yourself! lol!

My travelogue will be entitled:
  • Hanson's 3 Aspects of China

  • Enjoy it!